id be glad to
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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