The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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