4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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