sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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