I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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