Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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