so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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