Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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