i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
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