But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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