I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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