Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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