I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Randomize
