omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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