I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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