we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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