In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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