I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
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