he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
as a side note pls kill me
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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