my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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