plz talk dirty to me
Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
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