FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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