sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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