Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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