the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
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