$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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