I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
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