I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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