I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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