we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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