sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
At least make sure they are 18
Why
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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