Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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