i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
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