Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
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