U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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