i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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