But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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