i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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