No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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