Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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