Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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