At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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