No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
