I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Why are your pants in the freezer?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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