idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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