her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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