Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I can't turn off my feet"
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Randomize
