theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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