Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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