Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
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