But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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